New Beginnings
I hear this is the thing all the popular kids do nowadays so here I shall begin my Homestuck liveblog, wherein I read Homestuck and then blog about it. LIVE! Ha ha, wow, imagine that. So yes, let’s get started.
John: Captchalogue GameBro.
It might come in handy if you ever need something that burns easily.
Oh, hush John. That article is a treasure.
John: Answer chum.
We meet again, GG. She seems to be a wee bit of a cloud cuckoo lander.
Q:(1) Hit "ctrl-T" when you're through with that walkaround flash game. (2) If you don't have one already, please get an *ask screener*, a friend or the like who knows Homestuck well and is caught up with it, to screen spoilers out of your inbox! Even allusions and phrases, or "X will be important later"s; we want to see you going in pure. :)
Thanks for the heads up. I’ve got an ask screener in place. Looking forward to more Homestuck!
Q:You are the end of Act 1 so it's time for some important external data (which you might have already.) Up to the end of Act 1 all the commands came from readers (each character got their own suggestion box as they were introduced). But after the meteor hit John's suggestion box was replaced with an image of a crater. At the time nobody knew where the BOY command was coming from.
Anonymous
Ah, okay. This explains a good amount. Thanks!
[S] YOU THERE. BOY.
So, wow. We’ve got an interactive flash here. This is really, really cool
Examine room.
So I was told by a number of people that I should read Problem Sleuth, the preceding adventure. So I did. It was pretty great.
Q:"No idea about gel viscosity. I’m not aware of any gels which have been featured in this madhouse thus far." This isn't explained anywhere in-comic and is rather unintuitive, but "gel viscosity" adds to your health by making the bar harder to knock out of your gel-filled health vial.
Oh. Well that’s an unexciting answer. Thanks though!
Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp.
Wow! Exicting! I lost a good chunk of a post! Fun stuff. I am not a fun of Tumblr.
There wasn’t a whole lot of exciting stuff happening in those posts anyway really. Some nice conversations, John is better at the sylladex (so proud), Rose built up the house some more, Nanna has laser eyes, and that’s about it. See? I saved you the trouble of all that. Now let’s get on with things.
Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp.
Asks
I’ll just throw all these in here.
This makes me happy. Andrew and Ryan confirmed for best bros. Now let’s see…2422, 2009….carry the one…oh motherfuck
I apparently received a number of explanations for arms which were deemed too spoilery to be shown in their entirety for my nubile eyes, but their gist was “there is an explanation forthcoming”. Okay then.
Jesus I feel really fucking stupid now. Yeah okay I will do that from now on.
Form of a Liveblog came about from watching one too many reruns of Wonder Twins and it was late okay. My avatar is a picture a friend drew. (the real neckbeard is not nearly so long or existent. it is simply a small in-joke among my pals that every time you say something nerdy you gain +1 in to BRD [I’m winning]). Yeah horses are pretty cool. Foal is fine, or HSLBE. I mean whatever as long as it’s clear who you mean.
This is absolutely precious. I wish that one day I might have a bromance so strong as these men.
Dear John,
Aw shit, a Dear John. Nanna’s breaking up with John. In…the past. Yeah, that makes sense.
Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com
Where last we left off, Jade had just forced us into a minor rupture of the fourth wall. Just a bit.
GT:
Why is John being called GT here? Did he change his chumhandle?
Looks like he was just finishing up some sort of weird tangential intermission here. Whatever it was, it clearly advanced the plot in no relevant way whatsoever.
Yes.
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